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about sir eman

"i am a physics teacher. i eat. i play. i watch anime. i blog (well, scarcely nowadays). i teach. i NOW have a cellphone. i love reading. i dance. i cry. i love the chronicles of narnia. i will make you laugh your heart out. i draw. i am a trying hard graphic artist. i love eating outside (esp. on paydays). i am a perennial procrastinator. i love to hang out with friends. i smile a lot. i am short about 5'1". i love to read but don't have time to. i love one piece. i love final fantasy. i am down to earth. i love a good laugh. i love my students. i am evil and sadistic. i love physics. i am a monster hunter. i am a photoshop user. i want to make lots of friends. i surf the net. i love to sing and dance. i will complete your day. i will love you. i will do your assignments. i love to do favors. i love free stuff. i do corny jokes. i deviantart. i psp. i enjoy staying at home. i love my desktop computer. i youtube. i will HUG you. i am a physics teacher. i teach."

recent nonsense

"obviously, my recent posts. i haven't been updating much lately but i'll be making up for it. cheers to all. thanks to patrick for sparking back the interest in blogging in an inderect way. cheers to you my friend."

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ye old posts

baradong banyo... divisoria... at iba pa... Friday, April 29, 2005 |

friday na at dapat ngayong araw na ako nito uuwi pero naudlot dahil ginabi na kami sa mga adventures namin sa araw na ito... i'll do it in a step by step accounting para madali... hehehe...

almusal

wahehehehe... grabe ang almusal na ito... wahehehe... nakakatuwa... nagluto sila at kumain ako... wahehehehehe... nagsiuwian na rin ang iba immediately pagkatapos...

ang naiwan na lang sa boarding house ay ako, si jhem, si lhor, si mitch, at si bec...

tanghalian

after some time eh dumating si jek... (ganyan ba spelling?)... anyways at naisipan nilang bumili ng pagkain sa labas.. sa Jollibee to be specific... at iyon na nga... tinanong nila ako habang ako ay naliligo... hmmm... ung one piece chiecken meal na lang... at tapos nun eh umalis na sila jhem para umorder... though sana eh pina-deliver na lang... anyways... pagbalik nila eh todo na kami sa kain... at medyo nabusog naman ako... bwahahahaha... nagpabusog lang sa akin ay ung coke... tapos nun ay usapan at chikahan... panonood ng eat bulaga and everything...

titanic

and then naman comes the funny part of it all... at some time after having our lunch eh naisipan eh bigla na lang may pumasok sa banyo... what happens afterward is not recommended for the faint of heart... so point of advice lang sa mga kumakain diyan... at iyon na nga may nag-jerbs at grabe... nagpa-panic siyang lumabas ng banyo at in-announce na hinde lumulubog ang ano... alam nio na iyon... at ganun na nga... tawa na kami ng tawa... 'parang titanic,' naisip ko sa sarili... the unsinkable... napalabas na lang kami ni jek... bwahehehe.... tama bang reaction iyon? anyways afterwards eh naghanda na kami patungong divisoria...

divisoria... divisoria...

okay... bumiyahe na kami at muntikan nang maligaw... nag-pit stop kami ng saglit sa 7-11 for emergency purposes... pero kahit anong haba ng prusisyon eh nakarating pa rin kami sa pupuntahan namin.. at iyon na nga... namili na ang mga girlalooo kong mga kasama... ay hnde na nga pala namin ksama si jhem dahil umuwi na siya afterwards pagkatapos lunch kasama ni jek... pinakamaraming napamili si mitch.. aba! shopping kung shopping ang girlaloo... wahehehe... at natuwa naman ako... namili rin sila ng ibang mga bagay tulad na lang ng ipinabibili ni allen kay bec na jogging pants at medyas... andami naming side adventures na pwedeng malagay pero nagmamadali akong mag-type eh... hehehehe...

anyways nung pauwi na kami eh naiinis na ako lalo na dun sa dalawang lalaki sa dyip... yung nakatabi ko at ung nasa harap ko... ung sa harap ko eh mukhang body builder... aba... tingin ba naman ng tingin sa akin... tapos titingin sa mga naglalakihan niyang muscle... naiiinis lang ako... ung nakatabi ko naman eh nakakainis rin... kasi ung sumasakay na siya eh pilit na tatabi kay bec... eh ang sikip na kaya duun... saksakin ko siya eh... ako nga di na sumiksik... siya pa... peste...

kinagabihan

nung gabi na eh dumating ang mommy ni lhor at may dalang food na kinain naman namin... siyempre... ano pa ba ang gagawin namin... pinanood namin ang saksakan ng ganda na ending ng full house... grabe ang kilig... wahehehehehe... sayang maiksi lang ang kwento ng full house pero napaka-meaningful naman nito sa akin...

yun... nag-washi-washi na kami at natulog... bwahahahahahaha... and that's it... this is another day for me...

yum yum yum yum yum


i beg to disagree, but that's a misconception! Thursday, April 28, 2005 |

cno ba ang nagsabing INSULATOR ang tubig?

HELLLOOOOOOO?! bumalik ka nga ng grade 1...

ayon sa readings ko eh ang "PURE WATER" ay POOR CONDUCTOR ng electricity... BUT NOT NECESSARILY NA INSULATOR iyon...

I BEG TO DISAGREE, BUT THAT IS A MISCONCEPTION!!!!!

nagiging good conductor naman ang h2o dahil sa mga impurities nito...

BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT IS A CONDUCTOR NOH!

POOR nga lang 'pag PURE... pero hnde poh ito INSULATOR...

ngayon... cno ang may misconception?

the amazing race... mga igat na ahas... coke 1.5... atbp Tuesday, April 26, 2005 |

today is day 2 at NISMED... wahehehehe... ang una naming prof ay si ma'am daday at ang lecture nia ay tungkol sa mechanics... madali naman pero nagulat ako at may ilan pa ring may misconceptions tungkol dun... anyways... hinde naman ito ang pinaka-geist ng post na ito so skip on it na lang...

pagkatapos ng plenary eh pinayagan na kaming mga PNU scholars na maka-alis dahil ngayon na ibibigay ang stipend namin at ngayong araw na lang ang pwede dahil bisi-bisihan na ang cashier on the next days... so iyon na nga at umalis na kami... dala ang excitement na may makukuha na kaming pera... sa wakas... pero ang problema ay ang pagpunta doon... 5 o'clock na at 7 p.m. magsasara ang cashier... mula UP-NISMED eh kailangang makarating kami ng PNU in that time span... kanya-kanyang ruta... kanya-kanyang diskarte... nahati kami at nagmistulang amazing race ang mga sumunod na nangyari...

5:10 pm / 2nd flr. stairs / UP NISMED

okay.. dito na naming magsama-sama nila melba, jomar, arlene, bec bec at ako... ang plano eh uuwi muna kami sa kanya-kanyang boarding house para iwan ang mga gamit namin (andami kong dalang plato dahil nagbaon kami), kumuha ng ID, at mag-retouch na rin... so ayun... sumakay na kami ng dyip na UP IKOT at talagang umikot pa kami... 270 degrees kung hinde ako nagkakamali... sabi na nga ni melba eh nakarating sa sana kami ng boarding house kung naglakad kami... pero wala na kaming magagawa... nakabayad na eh... may mga dumiretso na... may ilang dumaan sa mga weird na ruta... pero iisa lang ang bagsakan naming lahat alam ko... PNU...

5:25 pm / Tiburcio st. / Krus na Ligas

nasa boarding house na kami... pinaghintay na namin ang trycicle na sinakyan namin sa labas tutal nagmamadali naman kami... naghalungkatan na kami ng gamit... si arlene sa pagmamadali ay na-misplace ang susi ng boarding house... pero pinabayaan na lang namin... mas importante ang stipend sa mga oras na iyon... dumating rin si aling remy (landlady namin) na may dala-dalang mga plato ng pancit... mukhang masarap pero importante talaga ang stipend... hehehehehe... parang nagdalawang isip rin si alen nung makita ang pancit eh... anyway... pinabantay na lang namin ang bahay kany ate remy dahil nga naiwala ni alen ang susi... at kumaripas na kami... sakay ang trycicle... dumaan kanila melba at dumiretso na kami ng PHILCOA...

5:37 pm / sakayan / PHILCOA

okay nasa PHILCOA na kami... at by chance eh nakita ako ng klasmeyt ko nung hayskul at elementary dun sa malapit sa greenwich... si ajan... pero i have to cut our conversation short... though gusto ko pang makipag-usap... pero may mga kasama ako... andami na naming mga nadaanan... kung anu-anong ruta ang pinag-uusapan namin na kinuha ng iba't ibang ikolar... may sumakay ng MRT... may nag-FX... may nag-dyip... andami... kinuha namin ang ruta gamit ang FX... we took the risk na baka ma-trafik... nakit namin sila resty and company... niyaya namin na sumakay na ang iba sa FX na nasakyan na namin pero ayaw yata nilang maghiwa-hiwalay...

sa FX eh nagbayad na kami ng tig-25... at wala nang nagawa kundi ang maghintay... usap... at tulog na lang nagawa namin... at nakarating na rin kami sa wakas sa PNU...

6:21 pm. / gate ng PNU / PNU

wow... akala namin eh kami na ang unang nakarating... paano ba naman eh in-interogta pa kami ng guard kahit na sinabi na naming kukuha kami ng stipends namin... yun pala eh may ilan na ring nakarating... ek-ek talaga ang mga guard sa PNU...

6:33 pm / cashier / PNU

si marvin nga pala ang unang nakarating sa skul (sabi niya)... ayun kinuha na namin ang stipends namin... tapos umalis agad si bec... well... tapos sabi ni marvin eh pinatatawag daw ako ni ma'm gina... "bakit?" tanong ko... "may utang ka pa daw"... "ano!?"

aba... wala na akong magawa sa lakas ng dating ni ma'am gina... alam kong bayad na ako... pero may ebidins siya kaya wala na akong magawa kundi mag bayad... hay naku... anyways...

6:50 pm / SM hanggang dyip

okay naisipan na namin nina allen at marvin na bumalik sa boarding house... pero dumaan muna kami sa SM at bumili si allen ng isang lata ng munchkins... sarap... kinain namin ang ilan sa dyip... ang trafik... ng pabalik ng PHILCOA...

8:25 pm / Krus na Ligas / Tiburcio st. / Boarding house

okay nakabalik na kami ng boarding house... kanya kanyang bili ng dinner ngayon... so bumili kami nila allen ng pagkain at isang 1.5 L na coke... kumain kami habang nanood ng darna...

nakakatawa ang episode ng darna nung araw na iyon... biro mo... wala na yatang budget ang GMA para sa mga ahas at pinatulan na nila ang mga igat (eel-like creatures) upang mag-substite bilang mga ahas... aba... tawa kami ng tawa nila alen... may mga igat na nalalaglag sa bubong, sa hagdan, at mag gumugulong gulong... sinong tanga naman ang mapapaniwala na mga ahas ang mga iyon? may mga plastik ring ahas na walang magawa kundi ang mag-vibrate up and down... tawa na lang kami ng tawa... wahehehehehehehehe... halos maluha na kaming tatlo... nakakatuwa rin ang akting ng batang si iking... biro mo... walang ka-rea-reaksiyon ang kanyang pagkakasabi ng "lola... ahas... ah...ahas...," grabe as in... pero ang pinaka-nakakatawa ay nung kinuryente na ni darna ang mga ahas (kuno)... alam mo ba kung ano ang nangyari? aba... nagtalunan ang mga ahas sa ere... akala ko nga eh lumilipad na sila... hala... tawa na lang talaga kami ng tawa nung mga eksenang iyon... sa tingin ko eh iyon na ang pinaka-nakakatawa sa lahat ng darna episodes so far...

nauubos na naming tatlo nina allen at marvin ang 1.5... busog na kami... si marvin eh parang weird at hinahabol ang bula o fizz ng coke... ay ewan... weird... ganyan nga si marvin... weird... taga-SR kasi eh...

onwards / boarding house

nag-wash na kami... dito si marvin matutulog ngayon... katabi ko pa rin si joms sa kutson ko... at kasama namin si jhem sa labas ng kwarto... tabi-tabi kaming apat... ako.. si jomar... si jhem... at si marvin... madyo may tawanan pa afterwards pero masyado na itong marami kaya tama na muna...

goodnight... yum yum yum yum yum...

you did your best Friday, April 22, 2005 |

para sa kapatid kong si isong na ginawa ang lahat ng kanyang makakaya para pumasa sa DOST scholarship... kahit 'di ka pumasa eh mahal pa rin kita... tutal pumasa ka naman sa Meralco Foundation Scholarship diba? kaya okay na iyon... basta gudlack sa iyong furure...

love you,

kuya eman

tinanggal o natanggal? Thursday, April 21, 2005 |

hinde ko alam kung sinasadya o hinde... pero may nagtanggal sa akin sa kanyang friend's list... sa friendster...

naiiyak na lang ako...

habemus papam! Wednesday, April 20, 2005 |

Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is now officially the two-hundred and sixty-fifth (265th) Pope of the world, as of 6:05 PM, Vatican time. Here is some background info on him.

Joseph Ratzinger (b. April 16, 1927) is a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church and from 1981 prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.Born in Marktl am Inn, in Bavaria, Germany, Ratzinger entered a preparatory seminary in 1939. In 1943, at the age of 16 he was, along with the rest of his class, drafted into the Flak or anti-aircraft corps. He went into basic training for the Wehrmacht infantry in November of 1944. In 1945 he was interned in a POW camp as a German soldier. By June he was released, and he and his brother (Georg) reentered seminary. On June 29, 1951, he and his brother were ordained by Cardinal Faulhaber of Munich. His dissertation (1953) was on Saint Augustine, his Habilitationschrift (second dissertation) on Saint Bonaventure.

Ratzinger was a professor at the University of Bonn from 1959 until 1963, when he moved to the University of Muenster. In 1966, he took a chair in dogmatic theology at the University of Tbingen, where he was a colleague of Hans Kng. In 1969 he returned to Bavaria, to the University of Regensburg.

At the Second Vatican Council (1962 1965), Ratzinger served as a peritus or chief theological expert, to Cardinal Joseph Frings of Cologne, Germany.

In 1972, he founded the theological journal Communio with Hans Urs von Balthasar, Henri de Lubac and others. Communio, now published in German, English, and Spanish editions, has become one of the most important journals of Catholic thought. In March 1977 Ratzinger was named archbishop of Munich and Freising and in the consistory that June was named a Cardinal by Pope Paul VI.

In 1981 Pope John Paul II named Ratzinger prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, formerly known as the Holy Office or the Inquisition. He resigned the Munich archdiocese in early 1982, became cardinal-bishop of Velletri-Segni in 1993, vice-dean of the College of Cardinals in 1998, and was elected Dean in 2002. In office, Ratzinger usually takes very conservative views on topics like birth control, inter-religious dialog, and ecumenism.

On September 30, 2003, Ratzinger's statement, "We should pray for the pope", was published by the German weekly Bunte, and subsequently, the quote made headlines worldwide, raising questions about the pope's health.

ang mahal kong buddy Friday, April 15, 2005 |




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kami ito ni buddy rhose noong nasa agta kami... wahehehehehehe


scrabble Thursday, April 14, 2005 |

day off ni mama bukas kaya i took the opportunity to again challenge her in a game of Scrabble...

bwahahahaha.... at nagbakbakan kami habang nanonood ng mga telenovela sa TV... at natalo ako... na naman!

oo... na naman... halos palagi akong talo kay mamita sa scrabble... angaling nia talagang kalaban... henyo sa paglalagay ng mga letters para laging mataas ang iskor...

nung minsan na nag best of 50 kami... opo... best of 50... at talo ako sa 42 na matches namin doon kaya meron akong 8 wins and 42 losses kay mamita...

nakakainis... twing nananalo siya eh hnde bababa ng 30 ang lamang nia... minsan lagpas 100 pa ang lamang... walang biro...kapag ako ang nananalo eh hnde tataas ng sampu ang lamang ko... mga tsambang panalo halos lahat...

kailan ko kaya madadaig itong nanay ko... humanda siya... hahamunin ko na lang siya ng chess... bwahahahahaha....

meteora Friday, April 08, 2005 |

handaming nangyari ngayong araw na ito... meteora tlaga sa dami at importansia ang mga events na nangyari ngayon na hnde kailangan palampasin...

EN TH END

it starts with one thing... and it probably all ends here today at la salle... coz today's our finals in ComLit2 with bro. scheiter... marahil eh e2 na ang huli na pagkikita namin.. nakakalungkot naman at wala akong gift pra sa knya.... hehehehe... anyways... pumasok ako ng maaga ngayon para lang mapakinabangan ko ang mga nalalabi kong mga araw sa la salle... though alam ko nmana na may next sem pa kami rito.... buti nang mapakinabanagan ang mga facilities... bwahahahahaha...

nag-library ako.... anlamig... as usual.... ano pa bang aasahan... hnde ako nag-review... nagbasa lang ako ng ilang mga books on flash animation... pinag-aaralan ko na rin at the same time ang dreamweaver... para matuto na akong gumawa ng mga hasteegen na websites....

mga isa't kalahating oras akong nagbabasa basa... tapos bumaba ako at nag-cybernook.... nakakainis mga PC dun at puros malalabo ang display.... kahit anong adjust ko eh talagang madilim ang kulay... dyahe to the max... nagde-design pa naman ako ng bagong layout para sa blog ko na ito....

ISANG PAGKIKITA

10.00 na! in short... break time na sa cybernook... kaya lumabas na rin ako... tiyempo na nasalubong ko ang isa sa mga characters ng LOTR... si TREEBEARD! gamit gamit ang kanyang dambuhalang ENT STRIDES... mula southgate, nakarating siya ng library sa sampung hakbang lang! bwahahahahahahaha...

nung magkita kami... ansaya ko dahil may kasama na ako... sabi niya... 'di pa siya nag-rereview kaya sinamahan ko na rin siya... at dun na rin ako nag-review for the 1st time... mga isang oras kami dun... nanlamig ulit ako.... kawawa naman ang julieven na ito at kulang sa notes... kailangan pang mag-refer sa notes ko...

tapos nun eh kumain kami... inilibre nia ako... ambait nia talaga.... libre nga ba talaga iyon... kaya mahal ko itong si julieven eh...

PTS.OF.ATHRTY

grabe finals na namin pero nag-boost ang aking spirits nung makita ko si BEC... ansaya ko talaga... dagdag inspiration para sa test....

kaya cguro nasagutan ko halos lhat ng questions... maliban lang ung dun sa SHM na iyan... 6 points na ang nawala sa akin agad... laki nun noh!

NTR/MSSION

tapos na ang finals at andaming intermission sa pagitan ng sususond na event... wala nang inatupag ang lahat kundi pag-usapan ang test ni bro scheiter... what is past... is past... tapos na diba? ang iba naman eh ginawang studio na ang buong la salle... panay pa-picture dito... picture doon... lalo na ang sa NO2 class ni bro. scheiter.... kahit saan eh kodakan sila ng kodakan...

sila jenny at jayson eh kinuha pa ako para kunan sila sa tapat pa ng green archer statue... o diba... bongga... siyempre sumama na rin ako sa picturan... hnde ko naman sila masisi kasi huling sem na nila dun... buti na lang dehins sabay modphy namin sa sem na ito... hasteeeegen talaga!!!!

FULL HOUSE

okay... sumama ako kanila mitch para tignan ang titirhan naming boarding house habang may UPNISMED kami.... bago nun eh nag-ikot-ikot muna kami sa kung saan saan... inilibre ulit ako ngayong araw na ito ni jobelle ng juice... ambait din nia... naglibot libot kami ng konti sa station... tapos nagkita na kami nina mitch, jhem at lhor...

so bale pito kaming naglalakbay ngayon... ako, si bec, gigi, jobelle, mitch, jhem, at lhor... ansaya...

habang nasa MRT eh nagdaldalan muna kami sa maraming bagay... lalo na ang tungkol sa ma'am DE JESUS na iyan... at iba pang mga ewww na prof namin... tulad nila ma'am dioquino and others... bwahahahaha...

pagdating ng UP eh pinuntahan na namin ang boarding house... maliit lang pala ito pero ambait ng landlady... bingyan pa kami ng water... ambait talaga... pero maliiit talaga ang lugar... kasya kaya kaming lahat dun... pero okay lang...

may naiisip na akong itawag sa boarding house namin... ano pa ba kundi full house... bahay na puno ng pag-ibig... yeah... hasteegen... bwahahahahaha... anyways... pagod na ako sa kalalakad... anlaki kasi ng UP...

ambait talaga ni lhor... pinahiram nia ako ng twenty para pamasahe pauwi... nag-short kasi ako eh. hahahahaha...

AMOY NG KABAG

as usual... 'di ko pinalagpas ang episode ngayon ng bubble gang... no.1 talaga ang show na ito para sa akin... idol ko ang mga sexballs.... nakakatuwa ang latest single nila... AMOY NG KABAG.... parang kinabag ako sa katatawa.... wahehehehehehehehe....

idadaan na lang sa kanta... Wednesday, April 06, 2005 |

Fallin'

by Janno Gibbs


ooh... yeah..
our litle conversation
are turning into little sweet sensation
and they're only getting sweeter everytime
our friendly get togethers
are turning into visions of forever
if i just believe this foolish heart of mine
i can't pretend
that i'm just a friend
'cause i'm thinking maybe we were meant to be

chorus:
i think i'm fallin', fallin' in love with you
and i don't, i don't know what to do
i'm afraid you'd turn away
but i'll say it anyway

coda:
i think i'm fallin... for you
i'm fallin' for you...
whenever we're together
wishing that goodbyes would turn to never
'cause with you is where i'll always wanna be
whenever i'm beside you
all i really wanna do is hold you
no one else but you has meant this much to me
i cant pretend
that i'm just a friend
'cause i'm thinking maybe we were meant to be

repeat chorus 2x

coda 2:
i think i'm fallin'... for you
i'm fallin' for you
i'm fallin', i'm fallin' for you
i'm fallin', i'm fallin for you
and i don't know what to do, yeah
fallin', i'm fallin' for you

talk to the hand... Monday, April 04, 2005 |

i'm in no mood of talking to anyone today as i have received the most terrible of all banes... guess WHAT?! ... i got an 81% in classical mechanics... and all of this pain, agony, and torment i owe but to only one person... wait a minute... she's not even human after all... maybe i should stop referring to her as a she but an IT instead...

she is nonetheless but ma'am de jesus...

ahhh... that thing's last name doesn't suit her either... it would be better if it be changed it to ma'am de MONYO... that would sound sweeter to my ears... though the meer though of her brings to mind that stupidly looking bespectacled face... looking like a battered wife on its sixties... with bread crumbs scattered all over that thing's despicable dress... as she would always be munching and chewing and gnawing on just about absolutely anything while having her monologue in class...

ahhh... purgatory is probably not enough for her... forgive me pope... but this woman... errr... thing has driven me to the extremes... my bloodthirsty and war mongering side has already overtaken my peaceful self...

the next time i see that lady... ... thing i shall we burn her perhaps... hang her upside down for a few years... or shall I employ the guillotine (sa mga hinde nakaka-alam kung ano ito eh ito po ang garote)... you the jury shall decide her faith... errr... that thing's fate... now let us start the trial...

Court Scenario:

Eman: I'm Eman, the prosecutor.

Imaginary Guy: I'm the Lawyer Pierre.

Eman: Members of the court, we now bring forth the defendant, ma'am de Monyo, who is charged of very stupidly and irrationally giving grades to her students...

exits and brings the defendant in...

Eman: What shall we do with him? Fire, perhaps? Hang him upside down for a few years? Or... shall we employ the guillotine? You, the jury, shall decide his fate. Now, let us begin...

Judge Puno: de Monyo... you are hereby ordered to tell the truth and nothing but the truth...

Pierre: de Monyo is charged with Premeditated Giving of Very Irrational Grades. The question is, did she/it did it? The answer? No, he it did not. In fact, no irrationality took palce! Everything was completely by accident. In fact, the students ASKED de Monyo if SHE/IT could give them LOW GRADES!

Eman: Is this true? Who actually started this whole mess?

de Monyo: I did!

Eman: Just as i suspected, the defendant deliberately gave those very low and irrational marks to those students... the students just though that you were just bluffing brought about by your stupidity and ugliness... if that wasn't Criminal Irrational Grading... I don't know WHAT it is... and i have FACTS that throw the defendant's character into question!

Pierre: Objection! This can't have any relevance whatsoever to this case!

Judge Puno: Care to respond Eman…

Eman: de Monyo’s character is at the very core of this case…

Pierre: We have nothing to hide. The issue here is MOTIVE. Was there any motive for this stupid citizen to give such very irrational grades? No! There was none.

Eman: None sense! Let me call upon my first witness… Jomar…

Jomar enters the court…

Eman: Did this thing, de Monyo you call it is it, gave such very irrational grades?

Jomar: Yes it did… in fact I was always present in her class and is active always…

Pierre: LIAR! Your honor this man is a perennial LIAR! All he speaks are utterly nonsense…

Judge Puno: Does the prosecution has any other witness?

Eman: Yes we do have… I call on Mitch Palma…

Mitch Enters…

Mitch: I’m a victim of the injustice of the grades that that THING gave to us… I believe that she has grudges on most of us… especially those who seldomly come in her class… in my case… it just happened that I came late to her class and then she just started throwing irrational accusations on me… kesyo that I intentionally did not come in her class in reprisal to her not coming to class… everything just happened coincidentally…

Pierre:

Eman facing de MONYO…

Eman: What about vengeance? De MONYO, thirst for retribution DID tempt you, did it not?

De Monyo: YES … err I mean no…

Eman: Are you sure?

De Monyo: ahhh… ehhh… kasi naman eh…

Eman: That's enough. I have no more questions.

Pierre: It is evident that my client is an evil… errr… fine woman… errr… thing! You honor, the defense rests.

Judge: Members of the jury... If he is guilty, say ‘mamatay na siya.’ If innocent, ‘saksakin pa rin.’

Jury1 (Rafael): MAMATAY NA SIYA!
Jury2 (Jomar): MAMATAY NA SIYA!
Jury3 (Marvin): MAMATAY NA SIYA!
Jury4 (Jenny): SAKSAKIN PA RIN!
Jury5 (Arlene): MAMATAY NA SIYA!

there is a commotion in the court room...

Judge: Order in the court! A verdict has been reached! The verdict is... GUILTY!

Eman: Take that PUTRID thing away!

Soldiers come in to take de MONYO away…

Eman: Iligpit na iyan…


and that's the end of my vivid imagination... bahala na kayong magparusa sa bruhilda na iyan...