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about sir eman

"i am a physics teacher. i eat. i play. i watch anime. i blog (well, scarcely nowadays). i teach. i NOW have a cellphone. i love reading. i dance. i cry. i love the chronicles of narnia. i will make you laugh your heart out. i draw. i am a trying hard graphic artist. i love eating outside (esp. on paydays). i am a perennial procrastinator. i love to hang out with friends. i smile a lot. i am short about 5'1". i love to read but don't have time to. i love one piece. i love final fantasy. i am down to earth. i love a good laugh. i love my students. i am evil and sadistic. i love physics. i am a monster hunter. i am a photoshop user. i want to make lots of friends. i surf the net. i love to sing and dance. i will complete your day. i will love you. i will do your assignments. i love to do favors. i love free stuff. i do corny jokes. i deviantart. i psp. i enjoy staying at home. i love my desktop computer. i youtube. i will HUG you. i am a physics teacher. i teach."

ym talk with shardae guico Friday, August 10, 2007 |

sir (9:04 PM): oi online ka!?
shardae guico (9:04 PM): opo..
shardae guico (9:04 PM): busy po kayo?
sir (9:05 PM): hnde nman
sir (9:05 PM): bka kasi may gusto ka sabihin
shardae guico (9:05 PM): ahh.. di ko po napansin na OL kayo.. nyway..
shardae guico (9:05 PM): sir ang hirap tlga ng test nio..
shardae guico (9:06 PM): naiiyak kmo nung sinasagutan nmin..
shardae guico (9:06 PM): kmi pla
sir (9:06 PM): naiyak?
shardae guico (9:06 PM): oo sir, wla pa kasi kami s klahati ng test wala na kami masagot
shardae guico (9:06 PM): nagkakatinginan nga po yung klase e [honestly]
shardae guico (9:07 PM): senyasan kung "kaya mo sagutin"
shardae guico (9:07 PM): kaawa awang edison
sir (9:08 PM): kaya mo sagutin
sir (9:08 PM): bkit nka-quote un?
sir (9:08 PM): cno nman na-quote dun?
shardae guico (9:09 PM): hindi... ibig ko po sabihin sir, parang yung mga muka namin, ang ibig ipahiwatig ehh.. "kaya mo sagutin, kasi ako hindi"
shardae guico (9:09 PM): yun ung itsura ng mga muka namin habang nagtetest
sir (9:10 PM): ahh... ganun paka
sir (9:10 PM): pala
sir (9:10 PM): ok... na-imagine ko na
shardae guico (9:10 PM): hehe
shardae guico (9:10 PM): haha
sir (9:10 PM): hoho
sir (9:10 PM): hihi
shardae guico (9:10 PM): kulit nio ser.. nakakaiyak parin..
sir (9:10 PM): huhu
sir (9:10 PM): awtz
shardae guico (9:11 PM): naaalala ko pa yung mga sandaling inaagaw na samin ng proctor ung mga papel namin
shardae guico (9:11 PM):
shardae guico (9:11 PM): haha..
shardae guico (9:11 PM): MAALAALA MO KAYA
sir (9:11 PM): w0w... pde ka nang narator ng teledrama
shardae guico (9:11 PM): haha ganon.. pede na ba akong p6 major?
shardae guico (9:12 PM): pangarap ko yon.. kaso gumuguho na ngayon
sir (9:12 PM): uu pdeng pde na
sir (9:12 PM): ngeks... ganyan rin ako noh... k
sir (9:12 PM): ows tlga pangarap mo un??? .
shardae guico (9:12 PM): ayy..
sir (9:13 PM): kulang message ko kanina "ngeks... ganyan rin ako noh... noon nahihirapan rin akoooo"
shardae guico (9:14 PM): ahh..
shardae guico (9:14 PM): kaya po pla di ko nagetz
shardae guico (9:14 PM): nyway sir.. wla tlga kau balak iparetake yung test?
sir (9:14 PM): nabasa mo message ko dba?
shardae guico (9:14 PM): sige na sir.. nagmamakaawa kami..
shardae guico (9:14 PM): di yta sir..
sir (9:14 PM): lagpas ka sa target score mo for the 2nd qtr...
sir (9:15 PM): LAGPAS
shardae guico (9:15 PM): huh?
sir (9:15 PM): dba nagpretest tau
sir (9:15 PM): ???
shardae guico (9:15 PM): bagsak yun sir e
sir (9:15 PM): ung score mo dun plus 30%
sir (9:16 PM): kaya nga... un ang point dun... tlagang bagsak un... pretest un eh... expected un kasi wla tlga kau alam
shardae guico (9:16 PM): eh sir, talagang mababa un, haha.. hindi ko un sir gagawing base ng aking ostrich
sir (9:17 PM): un ang base ko sa inyong lahat eh... ikaw bka un ang base mo...
sir (9:17 PM): at hnde un base... nest un
shardae guico (9:17 PM): kaya nga sir.. ibig sabihin, ung score namin dun, walang kinalaman sa dapat naming makuha ngayon kasi pagalingan lang naman manghula nung pretest sir e.. kung nagkataong magaling ka manghula, malamang di mo nalampasan yung target grade
shardae guico (9:17 PM): NEST pala
shardae guico (9:17 PM): may nest po ba ang ostrich?
sir (9:18 PM): uu... sa lupa ciempre... maghanap tau sa puno...
sir (9:18 PM): c bigbird nga may nest... ung OSTRICH pa kaya?
shardae guico (9:18 PM): ang galing naman
shardae guico (9:18 PM): sir ahh..
shardae guico (9:18 PM): may nalalaman pa kayong bigbird ahh
sir (9:18 PM): sesame street fan ito eh
shardae guico (9:19 PM): sir,, bakit di nio na lang inenjoy ung kabataan nio.. [bata pa kayo sir a] bakit nagteacher kayo, hindi naman kayo yayaman dun..?
shardae guico (9:19 PM): [mukang pera e]
sir (9:19 PM): uu nga eh... kasi nakatali ako sa kontrata...
shardae guico (9:19 PM): ahhh..
sir (9:19 PM): [mayaman kasi kayo eh]
shardae guico (9:20 PM): so may ganun po pala kayo para maensure na may trabaho po kayo after mag graduate?? ganun po ba ung contrata?
shardae guico (9:20 PM): [mahirap pa kami sa church mouse]
shardae guico (9:22 PM): nyway sir, di po tlga kau magpaparetake?
sir (9:22 PM): ha... anung pinagsasabi mo
shardae guico (9:22 PM): alin sir?
shardae guico (9:22 PM): marami nako sinabe e
sir (9:22 PM): depende kpag nkita ko na ang lahat ng scores nio at i-compare dun sa inyong pre-test...
shardae guico (9:23 PM): pag marami lumagpas, walang retake?
sir (9:23 PM): ung may "so ganun..."
sir (9:23 PM): uu ganun na nga...
shardae guico (9:23 PM): sir, marami na ba kau nacheckan?
sir (9:24 PM): hnde 2 pa lang sa bawat section...
sir (9:24 PM): at ang range nga ng score eh from 27-31
shardae guico (9:25 PM): eh sir bakit nio chineckan ung akin.. kasi naaawa kayo?
sir (9:25 PM): random lang nman pag-check ko eh... ung chineckan ko eh ung nasa ibabaw
shardae guico (9:25 PM): halata palang huli akong nagpasa..
sir (9:25 PM): nasa IBABAW ang papel mo tanung mo sa nagbigay ng papel saken
shardae guico (9:25 PM): oo nga po e..
sir (9:25 PM): see...
sir (9:26 PM): ayaw ko nman na hukayin pa ang papel ni romar... aanhin ko un?
shardae guico (9:26 PM): sir, hot kayo kay romar/
shardae guico (9:26 PM): ?
sir (9:27 PM): anung hot?
shardae guico (9:27 PM): ahmm.. may kakaibang relasyon ba kayo..
shardae guico (9:27 PM):
sir (9:28 PM): ewwww... anu na yang iniisip mo?
sir (9:28 PM): *right click > remove hyperlink*
shardae guico (9:29 PM): sama nga nung pagkakasabi ko.. di ko lam sabihin ng maayos e..
shardae guico (9:29 PM): ahmm..
sir (9:29 PM): wag mo na lang sabihin
shardae guico (9:29 PM): ahaha
shardae guico (9:29 PM): oki oki
shardae guico (9:29 PM): sir...
shardae guico (9:30 PM): sir, edi sa tuesday di na chechekan ung papel?
shardae guico (9:30 PM): sir sige na.. magretake na tyo..
shardae guico (9:30 PM): sige na sir.. majority ng estudyante nio nagmamakaawa..
sir (9:30 PM): chechekan pa rin... 2 lang nman bwat section tsinekan ko para at least alam ko na ang dapat i-expect sa inyo...
sir (9:31 PM): mag-signature campaign kayo... signed by the principal ang guidance counselor
sir (9:31 PM):
shardae guico (9:31 PM): ahh.. nagulat naman kayo sir?
sir (9:31 PM): plus ur advisers
shardae guico (9:31 PM): di nga sir sige
shardae guico (9:31 PM): payag ako
sir (9:31 PM): hnde.... tama lang sa expected kong scores nio
shardae guico (9:31 PM): sige sige..
sir (9:31 PM): ... un tlga expected ko noh...
sir (9:32 PM): HOY JOKE KO LANG UNG SIGNATURE CAMPAIGN NA YAN!
shardae guico (9:32 PM): ayy ganun.. edi alm nio tlga sir na mahirap ung test nio ganun!?
shardae guico (9:32 PM): AHAHAHA
sir (9:32 PM): ciempre ako gumawa eh...
sir (9:32 PM): trained ako para malaman kung kaya un ng estujante o hnde kaya wag mo na ako kontrahin...
shardae guico (9:33 PM): hindi ako kumokontra sir.. nagmamakaawa lang..
sir (9:34 PM): para kasing proetsta ung bulletin mo eh...
shardae guico (9:35 PM): ahaha..
sir (9:35 PM): na ung meaning eh... "MAGSAMA-SAMA TAYO AT IBAGSAK ANG PANDAK NATENG P6 TEACHER!"
shardae guico (9:35 PM): nagbabasa pala kayo sir ng bulletin, perst time ko magbulletin e
sir (9:35 PM): ahehehehehe
shardae guico (9:35 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA...
sir (9:35 PM): ganun???
shardae guico (9:35 PM): hindi sir a.. magsama sama tayong lahat para magkarun ng retake..
sir (9:36 PM): ciempre magbabasa ako lalo na kpag ang title eh "TEST IN PHYICS"
shardae guico (9:36 PM): sir sino nagsabing pandak kayo? tara upakan naitn
sir (9:36 PM):
shardae guico (9:36 PM): nakita ko kakapost nio lang sir kaya nagpost ako..
sir (9:36 PM): ung biglang tatabi sakin tapos susukatin height nia sa height ko gamit ang kanyang mga kamay.... ahehehehehe...
sir (9:37 PM): oi bka hnde ka na mkpag-review...
sir (9:37 PM): sisihin mo pa ako
sir (9:38 PM): ay ok lang pala... super genius pala 'tong c shardae... ahihihihihihihihi
shardae guico (9:39 PM): hindi sir.. genius ba yung nagmamakaawa ng retake sa p6..
sir (9:39 PM): awww,
sir (9:39 PM):
shardae guico (9:40 PM): sir kaya siguro di kayo lumaki kasi nastress kayo sa p6..
shardae guico (9:40 PM): di rin ako lumalaki sir e
sir (9:40 PM): uu parang ganun n nga...
shardae guico (9:40 PM): nastestress rin ako sa p6
sir (9:42 PM): magkano electric bill nio monthly...
shardae guico (9:42 PM): malaki e..
shardae guico (9:42 PM): bakit po
sir (9:43 PM): kasi sabi ng kuya mo eh hnde daw pinapatay pc nio jan...
shardae guico (9:43 PM): sir ngayon ko lang po nabasa reply nio sa frenster.. ang bait nio ser.. thank you..
shardae guico (9:43 PM): oo nga e..
sir (9:43 PM): ilan pc nio ba... kitams ang yaman nio
shardae guico (9:43 PM): hehe..
shardae guico (9:43 PM): dalawa po.. naglalaptop po ako gabi gabi pag inaantok na
shardae guico (9:44 PM): hehe.. kaya magastos..hek.. nyway ser.. thank you uli.. baka di nio po nabasa
sir (9:44 PM): teka ano ulit message ko sau... ahehehehe...
shardae guico (9:44 PM): hehe..
shardae guico (9:44 PM): nakalimutan ko ser eh..haha
sir (9:51 PM): walalalalala
sir (9:57 PM): cge ipo-post ko na lang sa friendster tong usapan nten para mabasa ng lahat
shardae guico (9:58 PM): ganun.. sige gudluk sir, sana magkasya..
sir (9:59 PM): kasya un
sir (9:59 PM): ay hnde kasya... sa blog ko n lang ilalagay
shardae guico (10:03 PM): anu ung blog d ku lam un e
shardae guico (10:04 PM): sge alam ku na sir.. pagkasyahin nyu ser a
sir (10:04 PM): alam mo na? cge nag ibigay mo saken ung link
sir (10:05 PM): *nga
shardae guico (10:06 PM): nabasa ko lang sir ung mga blog blah blah sa ibang prof pero di ako ngamit nun
shardae guico (10:06 PM): kaya di ko msyado lam un
sir (10:06 PM): kaninong prof
sir (10:10 PM): cge kakain na ako.. babu
sir (10:10 PM): ang blog ko pala ay emankulit.blogspot.com
sir (10:11 PM): kung hnde mo alam... yan alam mo na
shardae guico (10:12 PM): sige ser
shardae guico (10:13 PM): pakabusog
shardae guico (10:13 PM): nia
sir (10:13 PM): natagal nman ng reply mo ntapos na ako kumain at lhat lahat
shardae guico (10:13 PM): tulog na po ko.. salmat po uli
shardae guico (10:13 PM): salamat..
sir (10:13 PM): ahehehehe... cge rest ka na para sa exam bukas
shardae guico (10:13 PM): kasi po nakikipagagawan ang dadi ko sakin sa pakikipagchat sa kaibigan nia
sir (10:13 PM): salamat nman para saan?
shardae guico (10:14 PM): sa ewan..
shardae guico (10:14 PM): natutuwa ako sainyo ser
shardae guico (10:14 PM): ang bibo nio..
sir (10:14 PM): ngeks ganun... cge ur welcome sa ewan n rin
sir (10:14 PM):
shardae guico (10:15 PM): sige ser.. mapanaginipan ko sana kayo.. antok na antok nako..
shardae guico (10:15 PM): ingat bukas ser..

nababanas na ako sa smartbro Thursday, August 09, 2007 |

nagbabayad nman ako on time pero bakit
ganito!?

paputol putol ang connection ko sa
smartbro... kaninis... madalas tuloy ako
ma-DC... hnde ako makapagpalvel ng
maayos... asarrrr... paano ko pa
matatapos ang quest ko? paano ko
paabutin ng first job change ang
kaawa-awa kong elven mystic? paano!?
paano!?

hnde na ako makapaglaro ng maayos...
wahehehehe... tatlong oras na akong
login... DC... login... DC... login...
DC... login... DC... *grrrr*... login...
DC... login... DC... bam... naglaro na
lang ako ng METALGEAR... at FF7... asar...

tinawagan ko na ang smartbro pero ala pa
rin silang response... anyways...
matatapos na rin contract ko sa knila...
anu ba magandang ISP?

panget daw ang pldt mydsl? maganda ba
ang globelines broadband... maganda rin
ba ang bayantel? hay... asarness...

cge matutulog na ako sa kaasaran... :P

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walang pasok ngayon... wala ring pasok bukas Wednesday, August 08, 2007 |

ahahahahaha...

alam ko masayang masaya ang mga
estujante ko sa second year physics...
wahahahahaha... sayang nman at na-delay
ang madugo ninyong test sa physics...

para sa mga 2nd yr...

di bale pagdating ng pasukan eh
siguradong dudugo na ulit ang mga
braincells nio... bwahahahahahaha

ito mag-review na lang kayo sa sumusunod:

science
scientific method
types of quantities: fundamental and derived
scalars and vectors
VECTORS!!!! and vector addition

speed, velocity and acceleration
pati na rin freefall...

wahehehehehe... kabisaduhin nio na lahat
ng formula at i guarantee kahit walang
calculator basta't naintindihan nio ang
concepts masasagutan nio LAHAT ng tanung...

goodluck sa exams!

sa mga anak ko sa pauli eh mag-aral po
tau ng mabuti para sa exams... madali
lang po cia... just remember lahat ng
pinagsasabi ko sa harap... :P goodluck
sa inyong lahat!!!


"All science is either physics or stamp
collecting."
~ernest rutherford

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